Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/02/09/double-clitorises-spiked-peni.html
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Uhhhh…throat clearing
This thread is going to go downhill real fast…
“Stroking the Clitoris!? How about a nice, kiss, boy? What’s wrong with a kiss?”
Ever since I learned that Opossums have forked penises I will stop and let them cross the road out of respect. I mean man!, Ms Opossum has a bifurcated vagina. Damn!
(I know, not reptilian but, hey it’s Friday.)
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Double clitorises
Well it doubles a guys chance of finding it.
What’s 2 x zero?
Face facts: as mammals, we will never be anywhere near as sexy as reptiles.
Reminds me of Double Dick Guy from Reddit (NSFW obviously)
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/
Do they? I think you’ll find it’s us apes that have the “unusual” equipment.
The pictures in the article are a little disappointing in the ‘spikes & hooks’ department. Here’s the genitalia of a male European Adder:
You had me at “double clitorises”.
Do double clitorises result in an orgasm in stereo? Or just like, extra mono?
No wonder those reptoids secretly rule everything!
Is that a double clitoris in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
i can finally use “second breakfast” as the innuendo i knew it could be.
I gotcher Hemi peen right here. Neat article tho. Hemi. (performance car parts for those of you who may not have gotten the joke)
I sat through a full double lecture on chameleon hemipenae, in full graphic detail, including some SEM scans, as an undergraduate. Next in that line was a double lecture on weevil genitalia, and their preparation.
I am a botanist. Did I mention that?
Sure I did.
Don’t ask me why.