Druids prop up faerie stone knocked over by a bull to stop bad luck, sparking government investigation

No, those guys are cool. As long as you use the proper forms.

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Well, duh. That’s the way to summon them, by pretending to do something.
A good way to do this is to have a neighbour file a complaint, using some of the magic words.

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“Shrugging doubles the fine, sir.”

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Not gonna lie, I’d watch the hell out of Faeocracy. Especially if they cast Tilda Swinton as Cyhyraeth.

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Except of course they have to shift the stones twice a year to keep up with Daylight savings time:

(contrary to what some captions say online, this picture is taken at Avebury, not Stonehenge)
/s

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