“Let the Dog Drive”, by David Bowman
“I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t let your dog do that.”
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Nice try at endearing yourselves, sheriff’s office, but this just means you were too lazy and evil to get the pupper mugshots citizens expect, so ACAB once again.
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What’s with all the “male party” usage by the cops? What’s wrong with good, old-fashioned terms like “suspect” or “offender”?
Was the dog a male? Could they have been talking about the dog?
When they let women attend their cop parties, they can’t be their usual sexist-pig selves.
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In a crazy but foreseeable twist, it later came out that the dog was an off-duty police dog, and hence the lenient treatment by law enforcement.
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Every Sunday i pick a friend of mine up to go out.
My wee dog sits on his lap on the passenger seat.
Until a couple months back - friend has got himself buckled in, but dog refuses to move from driver’s seat.
Me: “C’mon, shift over, go sit on Uncle Pete. Where am I supposed to sit? You’re not driving.”
(devilment got me then)
“Not after last time.”
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