Drunk, knife-wielding monkey pursues bar patrons

There is a temple in Ipoh, Malaysia which had a huge bunch of monkeys about ten years ago. One of them snatched my son’s steroid skin cream. He did a great job. Just sauntered past, reached out with his oh-too-human right hand, and got the tube. Then he started eating the stuff. Can’t have been good. Next time we went there all the monkeys were gone.

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Never go to the monkey forest in Ubud, Bali. Just sayin’.

Tripadvisor review:

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“Very poor conditions and filled with angry monkeys”

Reviewed yesterday

This is supposed to be some sort of scientific research station, but it really is just a draw for tourists who want to get up close and personal with some monkeys. What the tourists aren’t expecting are moneys who will claw and scratch their way to get at your belongings. Avoid.[/quote]

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I like this story.

Please tell me the monkey won.

:wink:

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Drunk Monkey is my new nickname.

well, it has knife skills. :wink:

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It’s a viral sensation sweeping the na… nope, sorry, thats Zika.

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My wife and I have the same argument when we walk past kindergartens.

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