Originally published at: Dumb motorcyclist does burnout at stoplight only to get a flat tire (video) | Boing Boing
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The existence or lack of a penis is not required to have fun doing a burnout… or being obnoxious.
Not quite as satisfying as those (quite numerous) videos where bros completely destroy the transmissions on their expensive cars when attempting to do a burnout, but I’ll take it.
So many motorcyclist are a menace.
#notallmotorcyclists
So many gifs to choose from….
The most satisfying two wheeled thing I have ever seen, was some dickhead pulling wheelies on his mountain bike and nearly hitting a little old lady cos he was riding on the pavement.
He had his head turned to spout obscenities at her, cos she gave him what for, and he rode straight into a lamp post.
This was on a busy street full of shops, and everyone saw him do it and howled with laughter at him. It was beautiful.
He must really have a huge penis!
Maybe even a flat one.
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