Tell them it doesn’t matter because we’re all living in a simulation. /s
Or not. Converting them to Simulationism might not be doing anyone any favors.
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Wait, you’re saying we are people/things in an incredibly complex video game being played by beings with awesome technology?
That might be the best explanation, yet. It’s certainly one of the most entertaining. Whenever I play a city builder, it reminds me of Twain’s “The Mysterious Stranger”, where Satan’s nephew Satan would create little civilizations.
My trusty Epicycle can outrun skeptics any day!
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This is the problem of a conspiracy. Nobody can keep a secret forever.
Some people say that cake is better than pie, or that they actually think Adam Sandler movies are funny. Some people say some weird fucking shit.
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The real head scratcher: is a pie round or flat?!?!
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I agree. talking is easy, but proving those claims requires a little more effort, especially that phrase about Mr. Sandler’s films.
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Pie in the Sky. I know this idiom.
What I never get about this particular conspiracy theory is the point. Jet fuel, moon landing, JFK… in all those cases there would be someone who can plausibly benefit from the lie. Flat earth? If it were true, who could benefit from that?
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pie are square
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I think the penguins are behind it. It makes sense.
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What are they hiding? The conspiracy they’ve created is so watertight (they would know all about being waterproof), that I suppose we’ll never know… (I’m now having visions of all these fields and regions having been infiltrated by penguins.) Diabolical.
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Probably the secret of flight.
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True. I still wish I could have the calm to discuss with them without getting a fit. It’s quite important, because contrary to the belief of many people you cannot walk out of many relationships.
For many other relationships, the fallout is devastating.
Oh yes.
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Well, duh. Big Map, of course.
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Globe manufacturers. London Taxi drivers.
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Considering the links between Flat Earthers and Creationists I expect the answer is Satan and his followers.
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