Eau de zombie: Cologne for the apocalypse


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Carrion flower cologne as an alternative?


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Bah! They aren't repelled by dead flesh. Haven't you noticed how they bunch up?


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For a sneak preview, sniff one of those just-add-water disposable flytrap bags. This will curb whatever enthusiasm you may have.


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I wonder if spoiled dairy would work?
I remember when we got to go home early in high school when somebody wiped down the halls with Butyric acid -- apparently there was a large jar of it in the chemistry lab left over from dairy judging competitions in the 50's.


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With lavender top notes and an airy finish.


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