Edible Anus

surprised no one has posted this yet.

4 Likes

I’m sure, but that’s not foolproof. And clearly this guy needs FOOLproof!

There are people who have traveled with me and thus learned the hard way to announce right at the beginning that they were vegetarian (even though they weren’t) to avoid just such situations. If you cite religion as your reason, or at least point to a local religion with dietary restrictions as an example, it’s understood and not considered rude.

But then, we don’t make our living by being filmed eating stuff.

6 Likes

I remember reading in one of his books that he put on a brave face for television (and to not offend the tribe) but basically went directly to the hospital afterwards.

4 Likes

It’d definitely would be very rude to turn down food, especially if it’s meat since that’s usually saved for special occasions in certain tribes.

Bourdain has always been good over handling situations like this though. Same with Andrew Zimmern

1 Like

Agreed. But, I have to wonder if these tribes were actually pulling one over on these guys. Sense of humor is not reserved for people who wear shoes.

5 Likes

So they’re just chocolate? They’re not filled with anything?

And this seems appropriate for Valentine’s Day.

5 Likes

Yup. Natural casings are the best casings. Let’s not forget this gem as well:

Which was not to my tastes.

Lots of places in SE Asia just go ahead and list it on the menu for what it is: Fried Colon. Not bad really, so much better than stewed chittlins.

3 Likes

Andouillette is one of my favorite sausages.

I also like Mexican chorizo, even though I know it’s made from pigs’ spit glands.

1 Like

I tried, I just couldn’t swallow it all.

Did not know this, do not care. Delicious!

8 Likes

12 Likes

Some intrepid friends of mine did not enjoy their first encounter with true French andouillette.

2 Likes

Mmm “barnyard flavor”. A new Penzeys spice?

4 Likes

When I tried it they split it and charred it on a griddle after grilling. The faintly fecal odor was overwhelmed by an odor close to burnt hair, for which there was not enough mustard in the world to cover up. I’ll give it another try one day.

1 Like

“Warthog” is one word.

1 Like

Not if I don’t want it to be :slight_smile:

With everything else, I was imagining actual warts.

1 Like

What? Nobody said chocolate chip flavour yet?

1 Like

Yeah, i prefer a good nosh on a chocolate starfish.

1 Like

You might be able to consume the silver one after some preparation, but you’ll end up looking like a smurf.

Oh, I watched that episode.

Television. Gold.

1 Like

Interesting development: Six months later, the site announces that all of their anus products were molded from a male anus. All the people who suddenly want refunds have to explain why they’re now uncomfortable when they weren’t before.

12 Likes