Originally published at: Elon Musk markets his celebrity scent: burnt hair | Boing Boing
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He’s selling time-shares in Dumbfuckastan too.
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Oh God, now he thinks he’s Adrian Veidt.
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No Musk Musk?
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I would have thought his scent would have been diluted vinegar, packaged in a bag.
Or perhaps some minimalist version of summer’s eve.
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“Celebrity Scent”: I thought that was the EP of outtakes from Hole’s “Celebrity Skin” album.
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Christ, what an asshole.
Actually, here’s an idea: A crossover event, where Goop markets “Elon’s (an) asshole” perfume.
It’s a weiner.
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Smells Like Musk Spirit
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Right? I mean he’s one of the few celebrities out there whose name is already a scent.
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It’s all a joke.
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You’ll never get that musky smell out of your tesla
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A subtle blend of too close to an ion battery explosion and too close to a SpaceX event.
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Well, they don’t specify where exactly the hair came from, so maybe!
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Never has a company been named so appropriately as The Boring Company.
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Wasn’t there something in the news not too long ago about the smell of space/the vacuum being like burning?
Perhaps he just wants to give his followers a preview of what’s going to come when they die, screaming in the vacuum of space, on one of his ill-fated Mars expeditions?
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These days all I have to do in order to despair is look around me.
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On the bright side, things can always get worse!
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