Enjoy this new infomercial for the 2013 Gathering of the Juggalos

#1

Video Link. READ THE REST

#2

Of course Juggalos would show callous disregard for the preservation of aspect ratios. Widescreen videos: how do they work?

#3

Incidentally, has anybody considered the possibility that Guy Fawkes, with his distinctive, high-contrast, black and white facial coloration, enthusiasm for violence, and surprise christian twist, might have been the Juggalo patient zero?

#4

One magnet on the right, one on the left, just outside the field of view.

#5

I’m sold.

#6

Good God, if I’d been born in 1980 I would probably be one of these guys.

#7

Cave-in-Rock, Illinois? Come on, now.

I think a better choice would be 9800 Savage Rd, Fort Meade, MD, or possibly Capitol Driveway NW, Washington, DC.

#8

I suppose he might have been some sort of ancestor but he wasn’t in a band. The first known Juggalo band was “Anti-Matter” in the Wonder Woman TV episode “Amazon Hot Wax”.

#9

I had to double check, but yes, that is Rick Springfield in whiteface.

#10

It’s like my grandpa made a video to try and excite kids into coming to an Elks lodge event. “Come on youths! We got swear words, soda, and clowns!”

#11

RIP Ass Dan.

#12

The Hello People predate Anti-Matter, if you’re gonna use face paint as the measuring stick.

#13

It looks like mimes predate The Hello People as well.

#14

You don’t hear much from them.

#15

only the ‘non-juggalo’ rappers are worth seeing.

tech n9ne, swollen members, onyx, Slaine,psycho realm lil wyte(guilty pleasure dont laugh)

#16

You know, in years past the 1/2 hour video infomercials for The Gathering were kind of entertaining, this one is kind of boring and awkward.

#17

Well, it’s not just the whiteface. It’s also the van with the firecrackers tied to the antennas and the general maniac behaviour. (Well, as maniac as you can get on a “Wonder Woman” episode).

#18

Ahhhh. . . so then KISS is the original Juggalo band!

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