Escalate!


#1

Fuck you. There are assholes fulfilling their job description that have a more pleasant odor and disposition than the pile of scraped off goat udder slime that balled up to form you.


? :question: :atom: Questions. Questions? QUESTIONS!? :atom: :question:?
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#4

That belongs in the Elevate! thread.


#5

You’re just jealous of the Dalai Lama because if you tried to ‘empty your mind’ you’d end up having a seizure.

(Am I doing this right?)


#6

I trust your opinion on that. Is it hard to type while having one?

You couldn’t “do it right” if your genitals were a t-square.


#7

Is this post the equivalent of the Argument Clinic?


#8

Only if the argument clinic was intensely and unnecessarily belligerent and limited to personal attacks, you cigarette stubbed out in the decaf dregs of a Starbucks cup.


#9

Fuck you and everyone who looks like you. This topic is a desperate cry for attention, we’re all worse off for reading it, and your very presence on the BBS is a blight we suffer sorely. Furthermore, your an idiot.

No, this is abuse.


#10

Every time I read one of your posts, it’s abuse, you 'vert. I rue the day that I ever wasted a fragment of a moment of a second of the weakest shake of the smallest lamb’s tail ever letting the filthy light that touched your comments so much as glance off my retinas.


#11

By the time you were five, your parents had scratched off everything on their bucket list except ‘Learn how to use a handgun’.


#12

At least my parents didn’t have to get the bucket on lay-away.


#13

At least my parents didn’t have to lay someone just to get their bucket.


#14

At least there were people willing to pay my parents for sex instead of running to get the shotgun when they saw them.


#15

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries…

Someone had to do it.


#16

It was; they had an “abuse” department, you warthog-faced buffoon.


#17

You all sound like a bunch of Trump supporters.


#18

Ouch! You can close the thread now.


#19

Aw, it’s ok, telling time is hard, but you’ll get it eventually. Stick to the sheep; no one else is interested.

Spoken like a true believer. Go sit in a consensus circle and jack each other off over your girl Hildabeast. #VagendaOfManocide


#20

If you two fucking fuckers ever did figure out how to empty your “mind buckets” you’d be done before you started.