Escalate!

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Fuck you. There are assholes fulfilling their job description that have a more pleasant odor and disposition than the pile of scraped off goat udder slime that balled up to form you.

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That belongs in the Elevate! thread.

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You’re just jealous of the Dalai Lama because if you tried to ‘empty your mind’ you’d end up having a seizure.

(Am I doing this right?)

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I trust your opinion on that. Is it hard to type while having one?

You couldn’t “do it right” if your genitals were a t-square.

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Is this post the equivalent of the Argument Clinic?

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Only if the argument clinic was intensely and unnecessarily belligerent and limited to personal attacks, you cigarette stubbed out in the decaf dregs of a Starbucks cup.

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Every time I read one of your posts, it’s abuse, you 'vert. I rue the day that I ever wasted a fragment of a moment of a second of the weakest shake of the smallest lamb’s tail ever letting the filthy light that touched your comments so much as glance off my retinas.

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By the time you were five, your parents had scratched off everything on their bucket list except ‘Learn how to use a handgun’.

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At least my parents didn’t have to get the bucket on lay-away.

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At least my parents didn’t have to lay someone just to get their bucket.

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At least there were people willing to pay my parents for sex instead of running to get the shotgun when they saw them.

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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries…

Someone had to do it.

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It was; they had an “abuse” department, you warthog-faced buffoon.

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You all sound like a bunch of Trump supporters.

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Ouch! You can close the thread now.

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If you two fucking fuckers ever did figure out how to empty your “mind buckets” you’d be done before you started.

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In that vein, I wish for you to have a bowel movement either once every three minutes or once every three months.

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I hear the scientists who paid them won an Ig Nobel Prize for their efforts in attempting to explain the horrors they saw without completely losing their sanity, so win-win.

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