Suck it.
What a stupid fucking thread.
It started dumb, then miraculously got dumber (with momentary spots of brilliance, thangyouverrymuch).
Clearly double entendre is one entendre too many for you. From your posting history, most of the time single entendre is too.
Say, that’s swell chief, I know you’ve been waiting a real long time to bust out them big words. Keep at it tiger, you’ll get there!
Thanks for doing your bit, but this is abuse. You want this one:
Just down the hall, third on the left.
You wankers are still at this? What a fuckin’ waste of space. Y’all wouldn’t know a proper insult if it bit you on the ass.
Maybe if you’d get your tongue out of there for a minute you could pop your dentures and try it.
Wow, Grampa, whoever reanimated you did a piss-poor job.
#MY NOT YOUR BOSS!
Turd blossom like this
Floundering for acceptance,
You, your dreams, are shite
An impertinent lowlife named critter
(Not exactly the pick of the litter),
Did his best to sound cool
But came off as a tool
And a serial nocturnal emitter.
Awww, that’s the one my mom used to sing me to sleep with!
Self deprecation is a sign of weakness. What are you, British or something?
I know. We had a good laugh about it the other day. I thought it would be too cruel to post the other stuff she told me.
I’m a possum, it’s what we do!
Oh shit. You got a taste of the power. I suppose we should brace ourselves for an onslaught of manipulative games, in the vein of that megalomaniac @OtherMichael.
#WhyTheFookDoesEverythingNeedATag
Remind me to thank her for getting you out of the house, spending time with your wife was a real treat.
I’m glad you can see it in a positive light now. My wife says to tell you she wasn’t really disappointed, and she actually admires a man who isn’t afraid to cry.
She meant what she said about the restraining order, though.