Escalate!

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I heard he harnessed the searing intensity of your intellect.

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I hammered it out on that misshapen block of detritus you use as a skull. I’m not surprised you didn’t feel it.

Oh, and fast work fixing that stupid grammar error. Did you think no one would notice?

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Well, it didn’t seem like you to do such a thing deliberately. But if you want to say you’ve managed to be a nuisance on purpose, hey, far be it from me to deny all your life’s accomplishments.

I guess my intent didn’t come across, so let me assure you that I’m treating this thread with exactly the gravitas it deserves. I hope you are too. We can talk about your assumption that everyone enjoys your options some other time.

I…you see…I really thought at least “disappointed in BoingBoing” would be a give away.

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It was.

We just had to escalate things.

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Do you two need a private room to go hold hands?

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Fuck you

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There is only one thing that makes my urethra burn more than the constant reminder of getting 'scoped by an incompetent mouth breather with the bedside of a derange Folsom prison lunatic who caused permanent, lasting damage to my fucking insides, it’s listening to you all try and take the piss (see what I did there!? Huh!? Wordplay!!! It’s called wordplay you worthless sacks of urea) out of each other for sport.

I’m looking forward to my next root canal, cause it will be more pleasant than the foulness that obviously inhabits every pin sized brain of all y’all.

Peace out, turds.

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Not if you were the last carp suckin- Oh, hi Mrs @BanjoKat!

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Oh you are a fucking evil SOB.

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Y’all probably haven’t seen this video yet but it’s relevant to your thread. :no_good:

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Thank you for that digest* of your best wit and wisdom. It confirms my long-held impression that we may all safely ignore the long version.

*And I use the term advisedly.

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es-cal-ate es-cal-ate!

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Escalate? You think ANY of pathetic little attempts so far has been an ESCALATION?!?!??!

 

 

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Oh right. Run to Daddy. Are the big boys and girls a little too much for you?

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ADD HER TO THE LIST!

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All those avian-based insults, and not a single word about freakin’ pigeons?!?

Man, that John Oliver is a slacker!

Fucking rats with wings; diseased air transports for fleas and ticks, bloody airborne shitbags overflowing with runny excrement!

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