Alternate fix! After all…pours drinks…there is more than one direction things can escalate.
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Indeed
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Willy Wonka: It’s a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways…
Charlie Bucket: And frontways?
Willy Wonka: …and squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can think of.
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Gentlemen, you can’t quibble here, this is the Escalate! thread.
Dumb fucks.
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Oh, I see you’ve moved on to modern “music”:
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Well, given that you’re secretly a Taylor Swift fan, how would you know what constitutes music?
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Funny, your girlfriend had no trouble. (Oops, guess I should say ex-girlfriend now.)
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That’s a trilby. It’s a whole meme, ffs.
Hey, isn’t that @dave_b’s ex-girlfriend? Why did they break up, anyway?
Oh, right. He kept airing their problems in inappropriate threads.
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Oh, it’s no secret that I am a fan of music made by bands founded within the last 3 decades.
How’s that Glen Miller thesis if yours coming along?
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Taylor Swift is a band now? Granted, lots of handlers, Max Martin doing the “heavy lifting” musically these days. When did you become such an art school sell out? Did dressing up in papier mâché costumes and urinating on television sets not work out for you?
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That’s soooooooooo cute - you actually think Taylor Swift plays all of the instruments herself! Aren’t you a precious little snowflake!
I’ll let you in on a little secret that will blow your mind - Mickey Mouse isn’t a real mouse!
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You’re apparently having a reading comprehension problem. What did you not get about the Max Martin comment? Nobody plays the instruments now.
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Yes she mentioned she was borrowing the microscope.
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Oh, just fine… how about you give me an interview for me to use, as you were there when the guy was big, yeah?
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This is supposed to be the Escalate thread – that’s so much weak sauce I thought we were in the catsup thread.
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We needed to check your condoms for deterioration. Most of them were way past their expiry date.
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@OtherMichael has done the impossible by being right for a change: the insults in this thread are so weak even homeopaths wouldn’t use them.
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