You need to watch better cartoons.
They’ve got sound and color, now!
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Welp, it was a real struggle given that you’re here stinkin’ up the place, but I gave it the old college try…
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Is… that an old joke? I mean, aren’t you older than me… This is you, right?
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And a splendid job you are doing, but “college” may be stretching it. I’ll accept “third grade” (in every sense). You really make crudity work for you. Extra points for saying welp.
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I learned it by watching you, clearly the master of crudity!
OH, sorry, was welp too high brow?
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Shit like that is fucking slanderous.
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Not if it’s true, of course.
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Sarcasm moves in subtle ways.
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While you hole up in your Ivory Tower pondering popular musics of the distant past, time marches on.
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You would know, since you’ve seen so much of it waltzing by, old man. I mean, weren’t you around when the waltz was all the rage?
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Continuing the discussion from 
All and all can only fall with a crashing but meaningless blow 
:
And now we can drop the word “pedantic” from that sentence.
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I once was a horribly person?
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And change the case of the verb, since I apparently have to spell it out for you.
pee are eee ess eee en tee tee ee en ess ee
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I once am a horribly person?
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Oh, you’re a quick study, you are.
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Ftfy
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Alternate fix! After all…pours drinks…there is more than one direction things can escalate.
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Indeed
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Willy Wonka: It’s a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways…
Charlie Bucket: And frontways?
Willy Wonka: …and squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can think of.
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