Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/27/escape-your-racist-relatives-w.html
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A better solution: don’t visit relatives you don’t like.
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Yep. Before, during and after.
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Instead of
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Not an option when the relatives you like invite the ones you don’t.
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Nice plan…it would be a shame if something were to spoil it.
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Somehow the ‘cocktail’ of choice at my relatives’ house is half-frozen Mike’s Hard Lemonade, which I loathe, and have told them as much, but they insist that it’s my favorite drink and buy it in quantity “just for the occasion” every time.
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Change your wifi password to “impeach45”, that’ll fix em. Tell me how that turns out…
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One option would be to invite the relatives you like first, and leave the racist bastards out.
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Drunk uncle was always a great bit…
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eww. That isn’t booze that is hangover in a bottle.
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The problem is that I am not the host. My condo is too small to fit the family for thanksgiving. So I am not in charge of the inviting.
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I’ve taken to infusing some vodka with fresh mint for a few days, adding peach schnapps, and some peach-flavored seltzer.
Yup. That’s a Peach-Mint cocktail.
Serve in a 45-oz glass. 
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Exactly so. And I am baffled as to how they can cram that much sugar into one bottle.
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That’s always worked quite well for me. 
As long as it isn’t boofed. Safety tip.
…not at all? 
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I just moved across the country. No racism whatsoever, and I get to spend holidays with chosen family.
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My uncle?
That guy with the beard is young enough to be my kid.
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