Escape your racist relatives with this aptly-named Thanksgiving cocktail

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A better solution: don’t visit relatives you don’t like.

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Yep. Before, during and after.

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Instead of

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Not an option when the relatives you like invite the ones you don’t.

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Nice plan…it would be a shame if something were to spoil it.

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Somehow the ‘cocktail’ of choice at my relatives’ house is half-frozen Mike’s Hard Lemonade, which I loathe, and have told them as much, but they insist that it’s my favorite drink and buy it in quantity “just for the occasion” every time.

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Change your wifi password to “impeach45”, that’ll fix em. Tell me how that turns out…

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One option would be to invite the relatives you like first, and leave the racist bastards out.

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Drunk uncle was always a great bit…

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eww. That isn’t booze that is hangover in a bottle.

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The problem is that I am not the host. My condo is too small to fit the family for thanksgiving. So I am not in charge of the inviting.

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I’ve taken to infusing some vodka with fresh mint for a few days, adding peach schnapps, and some peach-flavored seltzer.

Yup. That’s a Peach-Mint cocktail.

Serve in a 45-oz glass. :slight_smile:

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Exactly so. And I am baffled as to how they can cram that much sugar into one bottle.

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That’s always worked quite well for me. :sunglasses:

As long as it isn’t boofed. Safety tip.

…not at all? :crazy_face:

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I just moved across the country. No racism whatsoever, and I get to spend holidays with chosen family.

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My uncle?
That guy with the beard is young enough to be my kid.

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