"Eugene the M16" is a "Cute, Squishy, Tactical Japanese Kawaii Style Assault Rifle" (and yes, it's real)

It’s rotten MDF your kids can actually fire! If they do it by the house you have to rip out the wallboard and hate-bleach all the hatespores because of all that recursive hate and [self-censored and damp.]

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There are already real firearms with kid-friendly designs.

Case in point:

I guess getting them started with plushies is a natural progression.

No less sickening, though.

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… I know part of the story behind the “hello kitty” rifle, and it’s mostly the odd sense of humor that a lot of ‘gun nuts’ seem to possess.

(e.g. child safety certifications)

Wow…I don’t know that there’s a word that describes the profound dissonance there.

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Your company isn’t going to last long splurging for air freight like that. Companies use sea freight for a reason.

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That’s just the obvious example. There’s plenty others clearly and cynically marketed towards a young demographic.

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