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Come to Florida Donnie, the weather is fine and folks just wanna hug you…
Give them some tongue Donnie.
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Who wants to tell him?
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Well, Puerto Ricans who live stateside can legally vote in this election, but hopefully they remember Hurricane Maria, and won’t vote for that kumquat colored POS.
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Nope. He definitely needs to spend a lot more money in that media market.
Do a few trips, too.
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Here’s one turtle I Hope is an endangered species.
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I dunno, I read that more as the trope where the private detective is questioning the bartender, and the bartender says something like, “Well, I may have heard something about that, hard to remember…” and the detective sighs and pulls out his wallet.
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It’s crazy how much he reminds me of Palpatine at times.
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Fucking asshole.
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Nah. It’s where they’re keeping his iron lung.
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I wish Hell actually existed, so he could be bent over and reap the rewards he’d sown in life.
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Hm. The cargo deck would be where they’d put an (improvised) flying ICU.
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Or a negative pressure cabin so he doesn’t infect everyone else on the plane?
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That’s a thought, but do you really think he would go along with that?
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A trail of cheeseburgers, fox news on a tv and a sign on the door saying “Special VIP executive time suite” should do the trick.
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With padded walls?
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I was thinking something more along the lines of a Stargate regen bed but that would just be crazy. Right?
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crazy if it existed, but not crazy to tell Trump it does to keep him out of the main cabin…
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