🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

Trump’s magic drug plan of buying from Canada: Denied!

Wouldn’t it be better to actually solve the problem with the concentrated buying power of a single-payer system? (Where they can’t just pass the cost down the line.)

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Well sure, but that ain’t the American way, because how the hell would that help rich fucks get even more fucking rich??

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I feel sorry for the people who have to make no-win decisions between medicine, rent, food, etc, but bastards like DeSantis shouldn’t have promised them something that wasn’t theirs to give as an easy fix.

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I went to grad school in the brick building in the background of that photo. It used to be an armory (though still built after the Civil War in 1892).

I’d often see puzzled-looking tourists wandering around that square looking for the bench where Forrest Gump shared stories while waiting for the bus that would take him to Jenny’s place. I had to break it to a few of them that while they had the location right, the bench and bus stop were just props that were carted away after filming wrapped up.

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Someone is missing a bidniz opportunity!

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I’ve read he’s planning on campaigning in Georgia next week. This could end up being a good thing for Warnock and Ossoff given Trump’s current losing track record with endorsements.

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Trump’s legal team:

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Only if the cats were imaginary.

I mean, you can argue the merits of a real cat…

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Who cares? It’s not a law that he does so. He’s an asshole for not but we’re moving on without the PoS.

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:thinking:

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There’s already 2 competing protest movements among GOP voters. One group telling people not to vote because it’s all rigged and something about Democrats tracking you that way. And one explicitly saying don’t vote in the Georgia runoffs to punish the GOP and McConnell for not backing Trump’s coup.

I’ve wondered how much Trump is deliberately playing into that. But provided he’s aware of it, there’s no question he’s happy about it.

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Trump’s idea about how to take revenge upon the nation for not electing him is to help the Democrats?

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Not gonna complain about that

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Helping the Democrats is really just an unintended (and, realistically, unconsidered) side effect. Trump could lose a game of Connect Four with a three-move handicap.

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How do I donate to these noble endeavors?

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I think you tweet about lizard people.

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