"Evil clown" sought in robbery

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Requisite

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“Evil clown”

Somehow, I feel a “good clown” would make the whole thing even worse.

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Good clowns gone bad:

ronald3

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That was never a good clown.

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The stills here look like a (bad) video game render.

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It takes two men and an evil clowin to steal one iPhone? Lucky he didn’t have a Gameboy too, they would have had to call in some Elvis impersonators.

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Strongarm lesson number 3: Stick with neutral tones for your clothing. Never wear your most recognizable outfit when committing a crime.

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Maybe it actually fools the surveillance cameras, like the ugly T-Shirt from the William Gibson novel.

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Are you sure this isn’t a SIMS screenshot?

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Witness reports indicate he had tiny hands and ran away to hide in a big white house.

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I thought he hadn’t Tweeted in a while!

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