Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/11/exquisitely-engineered-soft.html
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This is incredible technology, but I have to admit, it’s unsettling on some deeply instinctual level. My fore brain is all “ah, a range of nature, safe motion for those who have lost a limb,” while my hind brain is all “tentacle of a predator. Run. Run!”
I liked how the character design for the Into the Spider-Verse version of Doctor Octopus used some kind of inflatable soft robotics for the robot arms. A nice hint of realism compared to the telescoping metal pipes that Doc Ock usually has.
I do note that the video opted for a soundtrack instead of the actual sounds of the robot. Pneumatics have a lot of nice features, but they tend to be loud, especially portable ones that can’t leave the air compressor in a different room or outside.
It may be softer to look at, but a terrible racket when running. Psssht! Wrrr. Clak Clak Pshhhht! Wrrr! And that’s over top of the background clatter of a portable air compressor.
Smooooooooth!
How long before this apparatus makes it into the porn industry?
If I ever lose a limb, I want a prosthetic tentacle to replace it.
You’ve got detention, for a week!
“Has anyone seen Flick?”
Hello, Baymax.
If were anyone else, I’d be “Cool, but so what?” Just another dead end demo. Since this is from Festo, I don’t even need to see it function to know it’s solidly engineered. Those guys are the real deal. Here are some other examples
“Rolling Spider”? “Flying Fox”? Can we hope that “Gypsy Danger” isn’t far behind?
Very elegant design. All these types of things make me realize how refined our parts/ limbs/ joints are.
I, for one, welcome our gasbag overlords.
Those fan-driven tubes are the nadir of advertising kitsch. I hope there is a separate level of hell for whoever first imagined them as a method of selling used cars.
The sad result of a triple-dog-dare.
I knew from the headline that it was Festo. Their bionic robot research never ceases to amaze.
Hell’s most popular Day Spa has a service named after the inventors of Tube Man. The Minshall-Gazit Treatment begins with the endoscopic removal of the client’s skin from their body and the insertion of a 4" DIA plastic tube into a convenient orifice. The other end of the tube is attached to a high capacity blower (anything over 400 cfm will work, but 600 to 800 cfm guarantees high duct velocity and turbulent flow in an average-sized client). The client spends an eternal afternoon in a lawn chair beside hell’s busiest traffic circle, holding a sign that reads “Ask Me about my Tax Preparation Services” while their epithelium flaps and dances on the breeze above them.
It’s quite beautiful, really.
ETA: Tucker Carlson been working on getting a reservation for a few years now.