Originally published at: Extraterrestrial porch pirate caught on camera swiping package | Boing Boing
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it’s all fun and games until some redneck blasts you. aliens be serious business.
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What a brave soul, doing this in a “gun no-safety” state of FLA.
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Not sure what kind of genius tactical move going in barefoot was…
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Damn, trick-or-treat has really gotten out of control.
He’s probably more concerned about "blasters’ bet he’d he’d fart in his pants if someone opened the door wearing a Han-Solo mask .
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This is Florida… Greedo will ALWAYS shoot first.
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They either have a very recognizable gait or are disguising that as well.
Oh, I get it now. Greedo likely got their mask from porch pirating. Now they’re in search of shoes.
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