Yeah, but you don’t earn $816.7 billion annually. 
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Wouldn’t radar pick up her bracelets? Surely her lasso.
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But at least at one point the state supreme court considered these anti-democratic actions unconstitutional. In contrast:
South Carolina required intervention from the feds to redistrict because their own SC did not. Meanwhile, SC uses the same voter suppression techniques as NC.
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My pet theory is that Wonder Woman never actually owned an invisible jet, but she does have the ability to fly and a passion for mime.
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It would have a small reflection, but it’s nearly indistinguishable from background noise, not 22 tons of machine and fuel.
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Excellent article, with running updates to boot.
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Yes, I will sell just the engine (surrounded by the rest of the plane that will still need to be trailed out), but I really have no idea how hard it would be to swap into you C-10. No I don’t have a stand alone wiring harness for it.
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yay! i’ve joined that elite group of… checks notes… 637 other people 
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Then they’ll know it’s at the Atlanta airport, but Delta won’t lift a finger to get it out of lost and found.
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Radar technician: “Uh, sir? We have a medium-sized bird approaching at approximately 680 knots…”
Base commander: “TAKE IT DOWN!”
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If my dad was still alive, I’d strongly suggest checking his junk yard. That does seem the kind of thing that would turn up from time to time. 
Given the approximate locations in the story (Lake Marion and Lake Moultrie) it could quite easily be out over the Atlantic Ocean. They might never find it, if that’s the case.
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Im sure machine learning is able to pick up these sorts of things these days
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How secret is an aircraft that they’re trying to sell to everyone except Vlad and Kim?
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This explains much. The lasso’s power was mime control, not mind-control.
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“Hit it.”
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