Facebook gun nuts point loaded guns at their nuts. Guess what happened?

[Gyrofrog]

@Bobo

there are a lot of stupid a-holes out there with guns who aren’t the even more idiotic people aiming at their junk for the lulz

“Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains…” – The Big Sleep

@PatrickD

“Penis” is already the polite, clinical term for a man’s whackanoodle, so why redact it?

I think the even-more-polite term is “member,” e.g. “a store robbery went awry after the suspect shot himself through the member.”

@stinkinbadgers

I’d wager the majority of people don’t go to ranges because most shooting practice happens out in the middle of nowhere. If you have empty rural space within an hour or two why go to a range.

Even better/worse, just stay home and piss off/freak out the neighbors.

@anon47741163

There seems to be a competition to see who the “edgiest” internet user is.

Or, “life imitates Daffy Duck” (specifically, in Show Biz Bugs).