Facial-exercising pink fright mask


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I dimly recall reviews of similar products from the distant past that suggest “facial exercises” may serve to loosen the flesh and make wrinkles worse.


#3

See also: Deerskin dieter’s mask

(What it actually reminds me of is the mood balaclava, from this same book, but that wasn’t in the preview)


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It took me a moment to understand what “dieter” means in this context.

This is because “Dieter” is a german male first name*. So I honestly wondered: Who is “Deerskin Dieter”, and how did he get that nick name? Seeing the corresponding image triggered the feeling this most be some weird horror movie …

*short for “Dietrich”, which AFAIK shares the etymological origin with “Deutsch”, which is german for “german”.


#5

Got nothin’ on the Looseleaf Beauty Report


#6

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again


#7

I prefer a more hands-on approach…


#8

If it was printed with anatomically correct muscles/etc (slim goodbody style), I would be pulling out my credit card.


#9

Also handy if you’re doing some X-files cosplay…


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