Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/09/facial-fitness-pao-weighted-r.html
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Pair that with the Simply Fit Board for the ultimate, all-body workout.
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Needs more ShakeWeight…
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Worlds smallest personal aircraft.
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$124! Guess who won’t be buying one?
(Actually, I wouldn’t buy one if they were $1…)
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reports Disappointed
That’s it. You’re on the list.
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That was…a top tier infomercial.
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I’d be interested in finding out if this works; people who have stronger “smile” muscles tend to have that upward tilt to their lips/face, right? and that’s generally accepted as the “cute” look so…yeah.
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This is a gimmick designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Everyone knows that the secret to life-long fitness is Prancercise. https://youtu.be/o-50GjySwew
(Just rewatched this video and was struck by the unfortunate camel toe on display. Question to self: Do camel’s prance?)
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I have no idea what that poor model was paid to look so ungodly dumb but it sure wasn’t enough…Looks likes she’s trying to deep throat a Manta Ray
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Maybe this could get some mileage as a sex toy/workout system combo?
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If they were $1, I would buy about ten to give to people.
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Q: Can you use it to help you swim?
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Just to be clear, is this the kind of silly product that BoingBoing wants us to make fun of, or the kind they want us to buy?
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It must be the former, simply because there is no link to the BoingBoing store.
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It’s the face-fucking bats that “Bob” warned us about!
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“Now honey, be sure to make eye contact with the camera while you’re doing this… yes, that’s it…”
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South Park did a lovely episode on ShakeWeights. I wonder if this Facial Fitness thing likewise dispenses cab fare afterward…
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I think it could take Japanese porno movies to a new level.
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