Facial Fitness PAO: weighted rubber wings you put in your mouth and waggle up and down


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/09/facial-fitness-pao-weighted-r.html


#2

Pair that with the Simply Fit Board for the ultimate, all-body workout.


#3

Needs more ShakeWeight…


#4

Worlds smallest personal aircraft.


#5

$124! Guess who won’t be buying one?

(Actually, I wouldn’t buy one if they were $1…)


#6

reports Disappointed

That’s it. You’re on the list.


#7

That was…a top tier infomercial.


#8

I’d be interested in finding out if this works; people who have stronger “smile” muscles tend to have that upward tilt to their lips/face, right? and that’s generally accepted as the “cute” look so…yeah.


#9

This is a gimmick designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Everyone knows that the secret to life-long fitness is Prancercise. https://youtu.be/o-50GjySwew

(Just rewatched this video and was struck by the unfortunate camel toe on display. Question to self: Do camel’s prance?)


#10

I have no idea what that poor model was paid to look so ungodly dumb but it sure wasn’t enough…Looks likes she’s trying to deep throat a Manta Ray


#11

Maybe this could get some mileage as a sex toy/workout system combo?


#12

If they were $1, I would buy about ten to give to people.


#13

Q: Can you use it to help you swim?


#14

Just to be clear, is this the kind of silly product that BoingBoing wants us to make fun of, or the kind they want us to buy?


#15

It must be the former, simply because there is no link to the BoingBoing store.


#16

It’s the face-fucking bats that “Bob” warned us about!


#17

“Now honey, be sure to make eye contact with the camera while you’re doing this… yes, that’s it…”


Body language (not the Queen song)
#18

South Park did a lovely episode on ShakeWeights. I wonder if this Facial Fitness thing likewise dispenses cab fare afterward…


#19

I think it could take Japanese porno movies to a new level.


#20

If you haven’t seen this you should take a look…