Originally published at: "Tone your jaw" with a silicone plug you jam in your mouth | Boing Boing
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Oh, the places I could go with this one…
but none of them on this machine, it’s the work computer. 
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Is this for sale in the BoingBoing shop now?
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It’s a binky.
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How utterly curious that all the images of the product’s use are by folks of apparent female gender. Seems to be lacking in a good solid “drop and gimme ten! (tongue push ups)”
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… did somebody just invent chewing gum 
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I wasn’t entirely sure at first if this was a Boing Boing shop post at first or not.
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- Do not taunt it
- may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds
- If it begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head
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Put in your ear plugs, put on your eye shades You know where to put the cork.
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Perfect for that someone who really does have everything already.
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Amazingly her hair is exactly the same in the before and after photos!
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A buttplug for one’s piehole? Deserves a patent.
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But will it blend?
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Nobody did this one yet? OK
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It’s more amazing, she managed to change the width of her mandible just by holding a silicone mouth plug. Other people need very expensive photoshop licenses to change their bones, but she did it for just 1 easy payments of $11.95
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- If symptoms are not relieved by discontinuing use, go to a immediately.
It should read, say "aaaah’ immediately (and the orifice plug will fall out of your mouth).
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