Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/12/work-out-your-jaws-with-jawzrs.html
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'Round these parts, we just call that a ball gag.
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Yeah, but “ballgag” and “facial” in your product name? No one will be able to google you.
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This…feels like a product that was named first, and they backed into a product.
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Will it help keep you from sinking ships?
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It’s always funny to see a post in Shop and not be clear initially on whether it’s @Beschizza about to rip some ridiculous gewgaw apart or BoingBoing trying to make a questionable buck.
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Where are the videos of models demonstrating this and the Shake Weight at the same time?
Asking for a friend…
…who is me.
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Or you can go old school:
“In my youth,” said his father, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."
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“Bring out the gimp.”
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Just when you thought the weed grinders were the bottom of the barrel comes a new low for the Boing Boing store. (Still better than the This Week in Tabloids feature however)
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Feh. Nothing beats the Facial Flex.
See how it works folks? Mmmmm. I can just feel things firming up.
All your facial flexing needs in one convenient device, just a click away!
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And a “ThighMaster.”
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What is it with that tabloids feature? Surely that’s all a bit 80s - 90s at best. Mocking the tabloids for being rubbish is like the whole family gathering around the radio after dinner to hear the latest installment of their serial.
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So disappointed to not see this posted yet…
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It sounds good but $64.99 is a bit steep, so I’ll wait for a deal on a used one - it looks like it will hold up well and I’m guessing they will be significantly discounted second-hand.
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Does it come with safe word suggestions?
Asking for a friend
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Seems like it would be hard to make use of the safe word. Perhaps in sign language?
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Yeah, don’t fall for that rookie mistake.
“Sorry, I can’t understand a word you are saying.”
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can anyone say Arthritis of the Temporomandibular Joint!?
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