Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/19/finally-a-face-slimming-gadge.html
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Very discrete.
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It doesn’t come with an armbinder, does it?
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all for only $2.29!
From Katell !
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Total BDSM accessory. Rob, i’m glad you’re being so honest about your… extracurricular interests.
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What the hell were you looking for on Amazon that it showed you this? Oh gawd, I clicked on it. BRB, gotta scrub my Amazon browsing history before Google AdSense tries to sell me a home prostate exam.
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Just remember, when you buy something from Amazon it stays in your purchase history forever.
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I prefer my sex toys to be continuous differentiable.
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My only reaction, like the model’s, is “ooooooo!”
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After reading the comments here, I will avoid clicking that link. Not going to fall for that!
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Looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein has turned a corner. She really is starting to look young.
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Is it safe to wear while tied to a bed?
Asking for a friend.
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I’ve been drooling over one of these for days.
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Some people pay extra for that kind of action.
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Sounds like you already have one 
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It’s only a matter of time before this is up on pornhub.
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Oh, “face-slimming!” I’m an idiot.
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“Living Doll”
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And today’s anime segment is titled, "This face slimer was a good investment!"
Shame on you Felton, do you kiss your mother with that, uh, gif selection???
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