Finally, a face-slimming gadget you can leave the house in


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/19/finally-a-face-slimming-gadge.html


#2

Very discrete.


#3

It doesn’t come with an armbinder, does it?


#4

all for only $2.29!

From Katell !


#5

Oh come on man!

Face-slimming? really?

Bundled with Shake Weights no doubt.


#6

Total BDSM accessory. Rob, i’m glad you’re being so honest about your… extracurricular interests.


#7

What the hell were you looking for on Amazon that it showed you this? Oh gawd, I clicked on it. BRB, gotta scrub my Amazon browsing history before Google AdSense tries to sell me a home prostate exam.


#8

Just remember, when you buy something from Amazon it stays in your purchase history forever.


#9

I prefer my sex toys to be continuous differentiable.


#10

My only reaction, like the model’s, is “ooooooo!”


#11

After reading the comments here, I will avoid clicking that link. Not going to fall for that!


#12

Looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein has turned a corner. She really is starting to look young.


#13

Is it safe to wear while tied to a bed?

Asking for a friend.


#14

I’ve been drooling over one of these for days.


#15

Some people pay extra for that kind of action.


#16

Sounds like you already have one :smiley:


#17

It’s only a matter of time before this is up on pornhub.


#18

Oh, “face-slimming!” I’m an idiot.


#19

“Living Doll”

:slight_smile:


#20

And today’s anime segment is titled, "This face slimer was a good investment!"
Shame on you Felton, do you kiss your mother with that, uh, gif selection???