Finally, a face-slimming gadget you can leave the house in


#21

##Say whut, now?


#22

That reminds me. It’s probably time that I cleared out my browser history.


#23

What did you think it said? Face-stimming? Face-slamming? Face-sitting? Face-f…


#24

I read it as “face-slamming,” which made me think of that gif.


#25

There’s a leitmotiv, if I’m not mistaken.


#26

The biggest fashion statement of all. :laughing:


#27

“Face-slimming.”

Is that what they’re calling it now?

Back in my day, it was setting 12 on the FF-2100.


#28

You don’t want to know!


#29

No. Bad ]:


#30

Bad shoop needs unicorn chaser, STAT.


#31

Christ, what a sex toy.


#32

Someone’s doing their naughty list shopping!


#33

Hey i won’t judge :wink: let that freak flag fly.


#34

That should be:


#35

I prefer: Sounds like you already have one :wink:


#36

It just looks too much like a blowjob facilitator…


#37

FTFY

&shy:


#38

Needs a ball gag.


#39

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Enjoy as the Amazon browsing driven ads even track you on to Facebook, which is weird because there are no 3d party FB scripts on Amazon and no 3d party Amazon scripts on FB, so they are trading data at a lower level? Direct user DB sharing? Or just shared cookies?


#40

You know, maybe we don’t really want to see the contents of Rob’s safe after all… :cold_sweat: