A friend of mine who was born in July likes to say, “I’m a Cancer, sign of the crab. I’m two diseases nobody wants!”
I look forward to sharing this with him.
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I do have a Social Science explanation why Mermaids have boobs.
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Same as it ever was
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Deep sea creatures in their home territory…
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Blobfish_1-e1496640551361.jpg
Deep sea creatures when they reach the surface…just sayin’. 
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looks like ted cruz.
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I mean really mermaids are carnivores ostensibly mammalian carnivores they should be counter-shaded like the Orca. Dark on top and light on the bottom so they can hunt their prey better.
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If I’ve learned anything from Star Trek it’s that even a black-and-white skin coloration wouldn’t necessarily be enough to stop mer-people racism:
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Well quick, someone put him back in the deep ocean.
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Common mistake; those are actually gas bladders.
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What everyone’s missing is that the real skin-tone for a mermaid is bronze, with a little verdigris.
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Will he be just as enthusiastic* in explaining the science being why Jesus couldn’t have been white?
* I’m assuming he was enthusiastic. I have no intention of watching him to find out.
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I don’t remember these Little Mermaid Originalists having a brouhaha about the animated version using English instead of Danish.
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I feel a headache coming on.
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