Far-right commentator Matt Walsh explains the "science" of why mermaids can't be Black

Matt must have missed the classic treatise on the variability of pigmentation among anthropomorphic aquatic organisms:

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I tried to watch the video. As it turns out, I’m neither dumb enough or drunk enough to watch it without wanting to put my fist through a wall, and I don’t feel like getting that angry would be productive right now. I don’t actively hate very many people. Matt Walsh is definitely one of them.

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Agree completely. This stuff is 100% pure organic racist lunacy! Same thing happened with the character Arondir from Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. Show is flawless (until) the mixed race elf comes on screen now they hate the show. FFS this stuff is madness. :expressionless:

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King Triton didn’t really care who he spawned with.

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Leaving aside the position of “scientifically accurate [i.e. racist justification] fantasy fish people,” he’s not even remotely right. You want “scientifically accurate” mermaids? No, you do not:
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Didn’t Twitter ban a creep who SFX’ed the Little Mermaid trailer and turned Halle Bailey back to white?

Best response yet:

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That is deep sea secksy right there. To other anglerfish I mean.

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Daryl for the win!

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I’ll just leave this here.

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easy a burn GIF

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Uh-oh. Don’t let them see this, then.

Rictor Norton, in My Dear Boy: Gay Love Letters through the Centuries, theorizes that The Little Mermaid was written as a love letter by Hans Christian Andersen to Edvard Collin.[15] This is based on a letter Andersen wrote to Collin, upon hearing of Collin’s engagement to a young woman, around the same time that the Little Mermaid was written. Andersen wrote “I languish for you as for a pretty Calabrian wench… my sentiments for you are those of a woman. The femininity of my nature and our friendship must remain a mystery.”[16] Andersen also sent the original story to Collin.[17] Norton interprets the correspondence as a declaration of Andersen’s homosexual love for Collin, and describes The Little Mermaid as an allegory for Andersen’s life.[18]

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That makes a lot of sense.

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I think this “logic” only applies to blind cave mermaids.

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The science of folklore.

I see.

Krill done.

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Who wrote that, Chuck Tinglefish?

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“From a scientific perspective, it doesn’t make a lot of sense to have someone with darker skin who lives deep in the ocean.”

Nat Geo Ocean GIF by National Geographic Channel

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