Originally published at: Watch a MAGA rave on about technologically advanced mermaids from the kingdom of darkness | Boing Boing
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How long can she hold her breath underwater?
Man, if only she gave this talk with a Starbucks cup on the podium.
Hey, mermaids are just like everybody else.
Did she think Aquaman was a documentary?
Mermaids you say?
Watch a MAGA rave
That sounds like the absolute least fun kind of rave. Probably handing out Chick tracts instead of psychedelics.
Watch a MAGA rave on about technologically advanced mermaids from the kingdom of darkness
A “MAGA rave”? Worst rave, ever. Little Fish. Big Fish. Fucking Nazis.
Edit: And a pointer for our Anti-mermaid speaker; you need to up the energy if you want to go viral.
Agreed. I guess rave culture has slid a long way from PLUR to MAGA. /s
Probably projection. Likely she has an unspoken ancestor from out of Innsmouth.
I did something some really interesting “stuff” in my youth but I can’t say I ever saw a mermaid. Talked to some cats and walls but no mermaids.
hand to hand combat? she is in for an unholy asskicking.
I just saw a thing about mermaids the other day.
Supposedly there are mermaids for the new live action Little Mermaid.
They sure look demonic to me.
And I thought the Nine O’Clock Service was bad
How can they be demonic; their lithe, muscular, chiselled bodies are cover in crosses.