when it said abyss I was picturing something way more cavernous. I’d rate it as maybe a fecal tiny home.
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Aliens without noses apparently.
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Sometimes, to escape my paranoid feeling that even in London I’m surrounded by Brexit zombies, I’ll re-read the early issue of The Invisibles where Tom o’Bedlam claims that, in the distant BC, London was Luan Dun, the City of the Moon, half in and half out of the demi-monde. Or, if I’m getting a train from Cannon Street I’ll go visit London Stone, now it’s been restored to its correct place.
Baldric, I have a little chore for you.
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My Lord, I have discovered a brilliant new recipe for Christmas pudding.
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Fecal Abyss are OK but personally I prefer the early raw black metal demo tapes to their current dungeon synth stuff
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Apparently the UK is one of those “fecal abyss” countries he keeps yammering on about.
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10 - 15 flushes he says, hmmmm.
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Hang on - they’re calling it an ‘abyss’? Does that mean it was bottomless?
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The intergalactic equivalent of Médecins Sans Frontières - they shouldn’t be needed but the galaxy’s a shitty place…
No, I think that’s the other fecal abyss, the Tories.
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Re Johnson, senior and distinguished, if not aristocratic, Tories have been heard to mutter to themselves that ‘that man’s got no bottom’.
The use of the term ‘bottom’ here is not literal.
He is, nonetheless, a one-man cess-pit.
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After listening to the story on npr, I wonder if the plates and such were cases of “gee sir, I have no idea where that item disappeared to, oh well”
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