"Fecal abyss" found under London gets 3D model

boing
1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/27/fecal-abyss-found-under-lo.html

…

6 Likes
2

For those days when you had a bit too much fiber.

10 Likes
3

There’s no way that they could have built this at the time given the level of technology. They had to have had help from an advanced civilization.

30 Likes
4

That was more interesting that I expected. Dare I say, craptacular. :poop:

I’m not saying the London sewers were built by aliens, but it was aliens.

15 Likes
5

“Fecal abyss”

The next tell all tRump book.

32 Likes
6

Or deathcore band.

16 Likes
7

Maybe even Psycho Billy…

13 Likes
8

In San Francisco they call that prime real estate.

just needs a little paint and wifi.

14 Likes
9

Yes… under London.

5 Likes
10

The 3D model made me laugh a bit - it’s an almost perfect square pit. There’s not exactly a lot of information that couldn’t have been conveyed with a simple picture. If they could have scanned each layer of the excavation, that might have turned into something interesting, but…

11

This looks like a job for…

SMELL O VISION!

4 Likes
12

I would like them to forensically reconstruct the menu for, say, Christmas dinner 1452.

1 Like
13

You both beat me to it. I was going to say: “Fecal Abyss” is the name of my trash-punk Air Supply tribute band.

11 Likes
14

Clearly, nobody was going back for that ring.

3 Likes
15

I saw Fecal Abyss open for Cradle of Filth in 1994.

8 Likes
16

I was thinking, “Name for my Coil tribute band”.

5 Likes
17

So a plain old shithole everywhere else is a “fecal abyss” in London? God I hate the real-estate business.

5 Likes
18

But not UnLondon.

2 Likes
19

I’m listening to Coil right now!

4 Likes
20

Maybe a few years later than

Close enough?