Federal security officer leaves gun and ammo inside U.S. Capitol toilet bathroom, is not the only one who's done this

[popobawa4u]

I prefer to just keep guns in random places, not unlike those Dutch bicycles, in case anybody needs to borrow them.

[Alastor]

Did Al Pacino miss his bus or something?

[billstewart]

Obviously the cop was planning to come back later, and forgot that you’re supposed to make somebody an offer they can’t refuse before leaving the gun and taking the canoli.

[dacree]

See, this is why you don’t smoke weed before you go carrying it around. You’ll make poor choices… like going to Dairy Queen.