Felony charges for man accused of squirting "fecal" fluid over supermarket produce

[beschizza]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/12/28/felony-charges-for-man-accused.html

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[sluggo]

The punishment should include purchasing and eating all that produce; it seems that would fit the crime.

[Boundegar]

i sincerely hope it was only “like” feces.

Then again, we could stop wondering if there’s e. coli.

[anon41977465]

is there a crime like attempted mass poisoning on the books?

[knoxblox]

I’m certainly glad I didn’t happen to be in Charleston at the time.
As some may already know, I have nasal polyps. I cannot smell a damn thing. That fruit would have seemed fine to me.

[heckblazer]

Reminds me a bit of the Rajneeshee bioterror attack of 1984 where members of the cult sprayed salmonella n local salad bars in an attempt to incapacitate the local population so Rajneeshee backed-candidates could win the upcoming local elections.

[anon15383236]

Ugh, that’s really shitty of him.

(Someone had to say it.)

[generic_name]

Smells great. . . if you’re a fly.

[bexwhitt]

my Oh FFS of the day. My solution regardless, would be boot meets nuts.

[lasermike026]

Felony is too extreme. Misdemeanor and be done with it.

[redesigned]

yeah…what a bummer he had to doo such a crappy thing, sounds like an ass.

[wombat34]

I wonder if he used his own shit or dogshit. Either way the preparation would involve more handling of shit than most people would find acceptable.

[Bobo]

Seriously? 12 comments in and nobody has done the obligatory “Christ what an asshole!”?

Or, is that hitting a little too close to home given the source of the fluid in the story?

[sockdoll]

“Christ what a squirt-hole!”