Female adolescent macaques practice sex by mounting male deer

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/12/18/heterospecific-sexual-behavior.html

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Simian Sybian?

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Poor deer, what did they do to get involved in this sordid mess?

Museums are going to have to change a few descriptions.

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Primate Perversion?

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Takeaway: in some species it’s the females who have stag parties before settling down to start a family.

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Okay with me!

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Hey! A little privacy, please!

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This is what happens when Alabamans reject the gospel of a good man like Judge Roy Moore and elect someone like Doug Jones. Chaos and widespread debauchery!

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Maybe they identify as does, who knows???

Huh, I knew that male macaques jumped on deers’ backs, rubbed one out and left a mess, but I didn’t know the females were getting in on the act, too…

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Image result for movie semen hair

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“Female adolescent macaques practice sex by mounting male deer”

As long as they’re only practicing…

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Nothing. They’re just naturally sexy.

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The Army of the One Hundredth Monkey?

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Yippee-ki-yay Bambi fucker!

oh god why

(“Monkey fucker” seemed too obvious, and not very logical.)

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have you seen how they dress?

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And the male deer is like, “OW! Macaque!”

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