Female adolescent macaques practice sex by mounting male deer


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/12/18/heterospecific-sexual-behavior.html


#2

Simian Sybian?


#3

Poor deer, what did they do to get involved in this sordid mess?


#4

Museums are going to have to change a few descriptions.

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#5

Primate Perversion?


#6

Takeaway: in some species it’s the females who have stag parties before settling down to start a family.


#8

Okay with me!


#9

Hey! A little privacy, please!


#10

This is what happens when Alabamans reject the gospel of a good man like Judge Roy Moore and elect someone like Doug Jones. Chaos and widespread debauchery!


#11

Maybe they identify as does, who knows???


#12

Huh, I knew that male macaques jumped on deers’ backs, rubbed one out and left a mess, but I didn’t know the females were getting in on the act, too…


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#15

“Female adolescent macaques practice sex by mounting male deer”

As long as they’re only practicing…


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#18

Nothing. They’re just naturally sexy.


#19


The Army of the One Hundredth Monkey?


#20

Yippee-ki-yay Bambi fucker!

oh god why

(“Monkey fucker” seemed too obvious, and not very logical.)


#21

have you seen how they dress?


#22

And the male deer is like, “OW! Macaque!”