Originally published at: Two naked men on Sydney beach ran from a deer, got lost, then fined for breaking lockdown | Boing Boing
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staggered into a forest buck naked.
Buck naked . . . that’s some high-quality punning right there. Also, they got lost in the bush.
Endless . . . the possibilities are endless.
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It’s got a real after school movie vibe.
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It is unclear how the deer startled the men
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say: “drugs.”
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Yeah, nobody expects a deer to be using drugs!
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Does “partially clothed” include “wearing a hat”?
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Where did they wear it?
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On the beach, obviously.
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Or a helmet?
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“Inform the quartermaster I will need a new helmet.”
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I’d speculate that it was a cruising spot. Could still have drugs involved though.
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Lucky for the deer they apparently weren’t into 3-ways.
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Helmet on helmet action, no less!
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They weren’t horny enough.
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Who’s Sydney?
Oh. The beach.
They ran from a deer? I guess the deer in Australia are rather ferocious!?
A deer is close to a moose, so:
“A Møøse once bit my sister… No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.”
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