Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/26/deer-semen-as-currency.html
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I always get sticky fingers when I’m around any kind of currency.
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Wow, prison life is harsh.
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groping for spare change takes on a whole new meaning
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Texas is a “closed border” state so deer are not allowed to be imported.
Well, even Texans must know that out-of-state deer cross their border like it’s nobody’s business and mate with Texan deer, unless they think that the deer pile up at their border and do a line dance.
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I was going to make a buck joke, but I recall doing that for this same topic. Deja-rire?
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screw blockchain and crypto currency - I’m investing in Deer-Jizz
seriously? even with the entire staff and readership, the whole community of Boing Boing? I doubt together we could MAKE UP something this awesome…
NOW - being from NE Texas - I do KNOW prize bull semen fetches big bucks - but? as currency?
http://www.steerplanet.com/bb/the-big-show/what’s-the-most-expensive-semen/15/
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Isn’t it time to impose sperm limits on House members?
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In Texas, the Pixy-Sticks and Honey Straws are just a little… different.
It’s an acquired taste, or so I’m told.
This could explain a lot about Texas, really.
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What’s in your wallet? 
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Don’t blow your whole load on it. I read an article about a guy who tried to start his own business and lost his life savings, ending up homeless. It was a real deerjerker.
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Is this the thread for the “2 male deer leave a gay bar” joke? Asking for a friend…
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Typical politician, in the pocket of Big Deer Semen.
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In context, out of context, who cares? That’s nasty.
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All this time, I could have been harvesting white gold right in my own backyard.
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Easy…bucks are hard. Come buy.
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The market is perfect for it, really. While beer nuts are $3.99 a can, deer nuts are under a buck!
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I wanted more than a hobby. I wanted a way to make the world a better place. Not just for deer, but for everyone.
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