And I just give mine away to any Tam, Diane, and Sally who wants it.
I don’t understand how this can work. It’s always under a buck even when you’re rolling in doe
Personally I’m really tired of politicians who get elected just to get their hands on deer semen rather than out of a sense of civic duty.
We need to get deer semen out of politics! Nowadays, 99% of the deer semen is controlled by an elite 1% of politicians and big businessmen who push their seminal agenda on the rest of us hardworking Americans and I’m sick of it!
Right on! It’s the same every time.
The people: “Vote for our agenda.”
The politicians: [nothing]
The lobbyists: “Semen says vote for our agenda.”
The politicians: “Okay.”
Where is the brave politician who will stand up firm and proud and say to the lobbyists, “We’ve had it with your cum-hither politics! Pull out now!”
And people say that accounting is boring.
Never mind, you can keep the change.
for being such an uptight state about everything being a slippery slope to beastality, texans sure do love to masturbate and inseminate their livestock and wildlife…
…oh, suddenly so much makes sense. cow pokes.
Goddamn illegal deer trying to sneak in and have anchor fawns! I tells ya we need a wall!
It’s not as profitable as you may think. You’ve got to get them little phones that they can put grindr on, then invest in a deer suit. You may have to take some out to dinner…
So if this becomes the new gambling currency instead of cryptocurrencies, we get affordable GPUs and a lot of happy deer. Win-win!
Semen is speech people!!
Native Americans: “We use every part of the deer.”
Texans: “Challenge accepted!”
I thought I visited ThereIfixedit for Redneck humor, but now…
Thank you, thank you, BoingBoing. Just when I thought I knew every dumb animal joke in the whole wide world, I was proven very wrong.
Give us time.
Transaction legitimacy 0.42 x 10^-73 and falling…
So deer don’t need a dewar, the stuff just keeps 24h or 6h after it hits the first doe? Here I’m used to the egg getting manipulated when it comes to grooming a herd, but maybe you can get arboreal squid deer that nest in their silk hammocks if you live in the right panhandle now. A 4 point buck but 16 hands…
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