And I just give mine away to any Tam, Diane, and Sally who wants it.
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I don’t understand how this can work. It’s always under a buck even when you’re rolling in doe
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Personally I’m really tired of politicians who get elected just to get their hands on deer semen rather than out of a sense of civic duty.
We need to get deer semen out of politics! Nowadays, 99% of the deer semen is controlled by an elite 1% of politicians and big businessmen who push their seminal agenda on the rest of us hardworking Americans and I’m sick of it!
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Right on! It’s the same every time.
The people: “Vote for our agenda.”
The politicians: [nothing]
The lobbyists: “Semen says vote for our agenda.”
The politicians: “Okay.”
Where is the brave politician who will stand up firm and proud and say to the lobbyists, “We’ve had it with your cum-hither politics! Pull out now!”
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And people say that accounting is boring.
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Never mind, you can keep the change.
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for being such an uptight state about everything being a slippery slope to beastality, texans sure do love to masturbate and inseminate their livestock and wildlife…
…oh, suddenly so much makes sense. cow pokes. 
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Goddamn illegal deer trying to sneak in and have anchor fawns! I tells ya we need a wall!
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It’s not as profitable as you may think. You’ve got to get them little phones that they can put grindr on, then invest in a deer suit. You may have to take some out to dinner…
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So if this becomes the new gambling currency instead of cryptocurrencies, we get affordable GPUs and a lot of happy deer. Win-win!
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Semen is speech people!!
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Native Americans: “We use every part of the deer.”
Texans: “Challenge accepted!”
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I thought I visited ThereIfixedit for Redneck humor, but now…
Thank you, thank you, BoingBoing. Just when I thought I knew every dumb animal joke in the whole wide world, I was proven very wrong.
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Give us time.
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Transaction legitimacy 0.42 x 10^-73 and falling…
So deer don’t need a dewar, the stuff just keeps 24h or 6h after it hits the first doe? Here I’m used to the egg getting manipulated when it comes to grooming a herd, but maybe you can get arboreal squid deer that nest in their silk hammocks if you live in the right panhandle now. A 4 point buck but 16 hands…
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