Originally published at: Fetterman to debate Oz | Boing Boing
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Distanced how far? Like, are we talking first or second cousin distance?
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I suppose it would negatively impact his votes, but I’d dearly like Fetterman to refuse to debate Oz on the grounds that it won’t be a “debate” any more than the one between his overlord and Joe Biden. He can expect a barrage of imaginary facts, name-calling, projection, what-about-ism, and endless returns to the same old MAGA talking points. In my fantasy:
Fetterman: “Oz, I can’t justify wasting the voters’ time debating a clown and a snake-oil salesman who offers nothing but phony show-biz nonsense. And you’re a phony Pennsylvanian to boot!”
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First question: Oz, you said you were born south of Philadelphia; what is south of Philadelphia?
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Cue my favourite version of “Dueling Banjos”;
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Maybe that will be his opening line and then he just leaves. And then the doctor guy can stand there exposed and alone.
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What lovely, long-suffering dogs, and skilled pickers.
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Can we trigger something between Oz and Jordan Peterson?
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I think mandolin dog won that duel. 
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A Golden and a Lab; they both probably loved the attention, particularly the Golden who are clowns in dog suits.
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That explains their squeaky toes and their bark.
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