Find your Garbage Pail Kid name

[beschizza]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/31/find-your-garbage-pail-kid-nam.html

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[8080256256]

I didn’t need to see that…

[anon30760835]

[MaiqTheLiar]

Needs pointier ears.

[Papasan]

Oddly it came up with Papasan.

[Boundegar]

Imagine the person who typed them all in. Meth kills!

[knoxblox]

Thanks to playground insults, I was Smelly Kelly loooong before GPKs existed.

[ClutchLinkey]

Me too! And this was a favorite: Kelly has a belly full of smelly jelly.
I remember so earnestly denying that. Ah, the good old days

[gregmerfy]

I think Great Pacific Garbage Patch would be a good one but that gives more ammo to the Cabbage Patch Kids lawsuit over copyright infringement. Also hard to draw.

[stefanjones]

“Sucked Up Stefan” and “Stretched Stefan.” (Vacuum cleaner and revolving door).

I notice that they reuse the graphics.

[agies]

I want to be Barbarian Brian so badly but I know I’d be Brainy Brian at best.

[NickyG]

sigh

If only it were true…

[wolfman_al2]

Neat.

[kingannoy]

Full size Rob:

And my name sakes:

[agies]

Man, “Dressy Jesse” is a product of its time. That shit wouldn’t fly these days and for good reason.

[anotherone]

[FGD135]

Nope. No match in the database.