Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/20/first-preserved-dinosaur-butthole-is-perfect-and-unique-paleontologist-says.html
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Notsaurus.
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Chuck Tingle book soon to follow.
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A truly historic boot-ay.
It cannot be coincidence that a science story about a giant preserved asshole comes out today, could it? If so, best coincidence of all time!
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“…researchers could see the remnants of two small bulges by its ‘back door,’ which might have housed musky scent glands…”
With this story and the one about the beaver glands I’m thinking someone at boingboing has a google alert set up for “anal glands” which, of course, is what I expect from the site that brings me things of interest on the daily.
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Some say love, it is a perfectly preserved dinosaur butthole…
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That’s no way to talk about Mitch McConnell. He is neither perfect nor unique.
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Every person who ever showed their butthole to a paleontologist is catching an awful lot of shade right now.
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My friends and I are laying bets on how long until a flesh light gets modeled on this.
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The fossilized annals of history
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Trump, in his later years, was widely known as a fossilized anus.
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Is anyone else scrambling to secure the url dinosaurbutthole.com ?
…no? just me?
fine
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My thought too (shared with umpteen other people). “First preserved dinosaur butthole”? Someone tell this paleontologist about the US Senate.
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It’s spelled with one ‘n’. 
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I am seriously disappointed in you, pedants of BB!
18 posts in, and nobody has commented that technically a cloaca is not a “butthole” as it also contains urinary and reproductive tract openings?
Sheesh, if I can’t expect high quality butthole pedantry from BB, I’m just going to have to go to that other site featured previously in a post here (you know the one).
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Christ, what an asshole.
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I think Bad Dragon* might have you covered in that respect.
(No link because SO VERY NSFW)
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So, an all purpose butthole… 
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