Don’t over luck yourself, or you’ll luck out.
Between the schedule-shuffling for all the passengers, the idle hours on an expensive airframe; and some mechanics needing to go in and do an intensive proof by exhaustion that all, rather than merely most, of the coins have been retrieved; that fine probably comes in a decent way under what the stunt cost.
I assume that people feel bad bringing down the hammer on the well-meaning attempts of the superstitious to calm their nerves; but it doesn’t take malice to really throw a spanner in a lot of people’s days.
Ironic?
There needs to be a retired jet engine installed in the terminal where passengers can throw coins into such a re-purpose built “wishing well” without harming any jet engine still in service.
Previous result of such a stunt (on Boing Boing).
Previously on Boing Boing, the sound you don’t want to hear a jet engine make (as a mechanic) when you drop screws into it.
If you do this in Microsoft Flight Simulator it opens a vortex to another dimension.
Fact: 100% of all planes that crashed did not have coins thrown in the engine for luck before takeoff.
That’s just science.
If he heard it, I bet the Wintergatan - Marble Machine guy would say “Hey, maybe I could use that…”
I gotta make payments with more commas in them, that’s key right there I can tell.
1,xx,xxx sure, take it out of this 14, lakh.
That engine now has to be completely stripped down and rebuilt. Can’t take any chances that something else is still in there. Way to go, dude. You just created a ton of work for flight mechanics who just want to get home to their families.
The exact same thing happened a couple of years ago.
I remember that story because I was in the midst of planning a trip to China that same summer.
Jet engines usually are finely tuned.
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I’ll get my coat.
What I do is I throw some money in the flight operator’s account in exchange for my ticket. They then use this to pay priests called technicians to keep the planes safe.
This is where Cancel Culture is headed.
They can’t tolerate the man’s beliefs so they literally cancel the flight he was on out of pure spite.
Did this come from some previous custom of feeding coins to your horse before a long journey or what?
Some sort of “neigh for pay” scheme?
I love the sound that made, the final ‘ping’ after a fraction of a second pause is the cherry on the top!
I want that as a ring-tone.
Can I get that on iTunes?
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