Florida anti-pot leader: weed is a date rape drug and will make you gay and vulnerable to AIDS


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#2

Marijuana would be an ideal date rape drug, if it didn't instantly kill the intended victim.

Spread awareness of this deadly weed that will surely take 1000ands of lives this very hour.

#420no


#3

Textbook Faces of Marijuana. Love it.

PS: I think you want this link:
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23420no


#4

Thanks, you saved a teen's life today.


#5

Cool... I've only run down two teens with my car so far, so I guess I'm still one in the red?


#6

Doesn't it make you a Socialist too? Or a Cadillac-driving moocher? Or a feminist? Something bad like that.


#7

and all these things, apparently:

I've beaten this sucker on all their counts, including living longer and learning how to roll a fucking joint.

PS: Is Joe P. this guy?


#8

No, you've still got 40 points.


#9

Time to pull this old one out again:
Pierre Berton, on how to roll a joint.

We miss you, Pierre.


#10

No Florida, the new face of Date Rape is the same as the old - alcohol.


#11

You all joke but my cousin's friend had two whole marijuanas and then died from the marijuanas.


Because American Spectator editor likes scotch, weed must remain illegal
#12

Well there is date rape drugs like roofies and GHB, and then there is getting smashed on one glass of wine or a joint. Everyone reacts differently to recreational poisons, guides on how much you can drink are just that guides and while body mass can play into it, that isn't a hard rule and like all rules there are exceptions.
If you wish to experiment with drugs or even drink alcohol for the first time I recommend you do it in the safety and comfort of your own home in the presence of someone you trust explicitly. If you know your limits then you can partake safely knowing how much you can consume without losing awareness and control of your surroundings.


#13

I was serious. Alcohol is easily used as a date rape drug, even on experienced drinkers, just by topping up someone's drink with vodka. They end up drinking more alcohol, faster, than they believed they were drinking...


#14

So I bet that gay thing is why I always thought joints looked like they were uncircumcised. I gotta quit projecting


#15

Cannabis? More like Can't-abis, amirite people?

I said, Can't-abis, right, huh?

Where the hell did everyone go, that was a great joke frowning


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#17

Thanks grandpa. You've only said that like a million times. :rolleyes:


#18

Seriously, if you're in doubt as to whether he/she is of sound mind to say "no", go take a cold shower.


#19

That cookie ad is hilarious.

What's the game plan here: The guy is planning to craftily open the pre-packaged marijuana cookie that he's been poorly concealing in his back pocket and slip it among the gargantuan cookies on the four-and-a-half-foot-high picnic table in the hopes that his date will eat it? And that, in turn, will make her an easy target for rape at the family picnic they are apparently attending?


#20

Man, their facebook feed is a goldmine of this stuff.

Oh, the horror! People might come to our state and spend money here!