Florida man fails to steal R2D2

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The article describes it as a $10,000 droid, but the fully-functional ones they sell in the droid shop at Galaxy’s Edge are $25k. If he’d managed to steal one of those I’d be impressed. R2 can fight dirty.

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No loose wire jokes.

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I hope he was recreating the entirety of the park in his yard, one piece at a a time (though it would’ve cost him more than a dime).

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“These are not the home furnishings you are looking for.”

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How TF do you steal a “towel cabinet,” and why?

Whaddya wanna bet the rethug party gives him a job. He’s obviously not terribly bright and enjoys stealing things, so I’m sure they must have a position awaiting him.

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The real reason Florida man wanted R2:

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now you gave it away, man!
that IS the 'droid i’ve been looking for!

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I love R2D2 and am not sure I wouldn’t attempt the same thing if I were a Florida man.

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