Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/16/florida-raccoon-freed-from-ven.html
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What’s the code to dispense the raccoon? And is it also $1, or one of the specially priced premium items?
This seems like it could be the next ‘claw machine’: frantically enter vending codes to activate the little dispensing coils spinning as the raccoon moves around inside; if you manage to dislodge the raccoon with precise and clever timing, win a prize! (prize may include puncture wounds and/or rabies).
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Obligatory.
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someone watched Over the Hedge a few too many times.
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“Freed” or “evicted”?
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Florida be Floriding. Keepin’ it classy!
Poor raccoon; hope he gorged out before he got turned out.
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It’d be funnier if it was told as Florida man…
“Florida Raccoon attempts to steal snacks. Gets locked up in vending machine for two hours”.
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I was thinking “exiled from the Promised Land”
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Damn, you beat me to it.
I was just gonna say; "RJ, is that you?"
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such a good film and soundtrack.
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My kid loves it; we have many in-jokes.
“But I like the cookie!”
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I’m down with Mr. Raccoon, but he’s Bogarting all the fruit chews!
Not cool, little dude.
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This calls for some linkage.
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I believe we have found a volunteer to become Florida Man’s sidekick! Well done, Florida Raccoon.
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He was probably just getting snacks after being hung over from Megaplex 2019.
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