Florida man hits wife with Christmas tree after asking him to help with dinner

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Originally published at: Florida man hits wife with Christmas tree after asking him to help with dinner | Boing Boing

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violation of an injunction

I’m guessing that wasn’t a Christmas tree-specific injunction. But it’s Florida Man, so everything is possible.

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Florida man hits wife with Christmas tree after asking him to help with dinner

Florida Man’s wife is a man?! :scream:

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No, the Christmas tree is. It’s … complicated.

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Otis, is that you?

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There is something wrong with the title of this story. Shucks, what could it be?

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Can’t be a domestic slave and a tree topper at the same time.

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Is it a Floridian manatree?

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Christopher Columbus Manatee GIF by Studios 2016

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This is not Atchison’s first arrest on domestic violence, a police spokesperson told DailyMail.com that he has been in and out of the Lake County Jail a total of 23 times since 1997 on various violations including 5 for domestic violence.

Christ what an asshole.

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