Florida man impersonated state prosecutors in order to drop charges against himself

[pesco]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/11/florida-man-impersonated-state.html

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[RickMycroft]

@pesco

Had he used his talents for positive and law-abiding activities,

With great power comes… Forget it Jake, it’s Florida.

Fake Lawyerman, Fake Lawyerman, friendly Florida, Fake Lawyerman
Lawful income, he ignores, prison is his reward
Look out, here comes the Fake Lawyerman…

[Nebulous]

If this had happened in New York, he’d be well on his way to becoming President of the United States of America.

[mocon]

He released himself on his own recognizance.

[ashe]

Recidivism. That’s not a pretty name.

[mocon]

@ashe

not a pretty name.

One could even call it a bonehead name

Raising Arizona Recidivism

[HMSGoose]

State attorney agrees:

@pesco

State Attorney R.J. Larizza said in a news release. "Had he used his talents for positive and law-abiding activities, he would not be on his way to the State Prison System.”

You know there are legal forms of lying, cheating, bullshitting and extortion. It’s called business. Couldn’t someone have gotten this poor man an MBA to keep him out of trouble?